I’m Billy, and I just had to break the news to the others that She has finally gone over to the dark side. It has come to my attention, from a source I trust, and who shall remain anonymous, that She has acquired several pounds of wool from some kind of weird English sheep called Masham. I managed to find a picture of one and we all agree: “Eugh! How could She?” Except Moses, who thinks “they’re really hot!” (He has his problems, which is another story entirely). I mean just take look
As if that isn’t bad enough, we now understand that she is dying the mushroom -mosham a bunch of colors, some in ombres. This while we stand over here in the winter cold growing our ombres naturally! And in lovely natural colors: browns, blacks, greys, tans. Who would even WANT to grow an ombre in red or green for heaven’s sakes!
We also hear that She really likes this Masham stuff, saying it is long staple and has a nice feel to it. Gone over to the dark side indeed!